Definitely Not A Camel

"'And then I said, that's not a camel, that's my wife!' - Gappy"Definitely Not A Camel is the first (and only) episode of Battle For Irony Pass, released on 19th December, 2020. This is the only episode of the original series, as it got rebooted afterwards due to specific reasons.

Plot
The episode starts with Gappy and Elijah talking. Gappy says his catchphrase, "And then I said, that's not a camel, that's my wife!", but gets slapped by Colon as Elijah watches in terror. Muff Speaker Box then tells everyone that it's time for Cake At Stake, referencing BFDI. Creamyants confronts MSB, telling him that it's the first episode, so no one could even be up for elimination, however, he gets slapped by Colon as well. After that, a poorly recreated Cake At Stake intro plays. Colon announces that 0 votes were cast, therefore everybody is safe. The camera pans to Glitchiiz walking up to Mats and Muff watching Swishii. Glitchiiz says that Swishii is on to something, to which Mats gets confused. Mats goes and asks Yoda, who is also watching Swishii, about him. Yoda answers that he's been making the same face for a while and doesn't actually know if he's doing anything at all. Kourai then presses a button, that upon activation opens a trapdoor from underneath Swishii, ultimately leading to him falling and starting the intro.

Trivia

 * Bulla was the thumbnail artist for this episode.
 * Gappy is the first character to ever speak in BFIP.
 * The intro used in this episode is the 3rd ever intro created for BFIP.
 * this episode sucks i fucking hate it